How was it?

Been there done that.

You know. There is nothing new under the sun, and almost anything except maybe murder or sex with animals. I have goofed around with at one time or another. I know this language sounds a bit strong but what can I say? My past is a part of me and I don't regret it or wish to "shut the door on it" It simply exists and I have to live with it.

Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll?

Not really.. More beer, and then more beer, and then more beer-- then I found crank. Which seemed to go good with the beer so I had another. I didn't drink the beer for any kind of nightcap or to enhance my pizza. I was not into any kind of "specialty beers" such as Red Stripe or Becks. I drank straight pilsner. Budweiser preferable but I would settle for Busch and later Natural Light. (price) I drank in excess of a 12 pack per day. Then more on the weekends.

Jail Bird?

Went down a couple of times.. Public drunk. It is absolutely amazing I never did get hit really hard .I was breaking the law all the time. Everything from drug use, sales, manufacturing and intoxicated driving. I did it all--Daily. And somehow only spent 2 nights in jail during my entire party animal career. (About 16 years)

Jobs / Unemployment?

I prided myself as quite a hard worker. I just had to work a lot of days with a massive hangover. I held on to a couple of jobs during my party career for long periods of time. There were some binges however that I went on a few times and didn’t show or freaked out and took off--Partying the whole time. My employers were understanding in both cases and put up with my occasional truancy. For a while. I did eventually lose jobs because of my behavior however.

Accomplishments?

Staying blasted mostly. I did play in a few bands and write some songs and stuff. But I will have to say that I wasn't very prolific in any of my goals. And I seemed to come up with quite a few! I was a "drunk with a dream" and I figured that my life had enough great stories to write a book about or maybe make a movie! Or perhaps a website :) And I thought that if I were to get off the sauce and drugs then I doubt if the party world would be much fun anyway. So I had better stick around.

That’s not too bad.

Some might say that that was not really all too bad. I mean I was just a regular thug with a 12 pack, tattoo and pickup. I work hard. I play hard. No harm in that. But the fact is I never meant to hurt anybody—But as a result of my behavior, I hurt folks anyway. Including myself. Things could have been worse, yes, but I now realize I actually burned up over 15 prime years of my life to alcohol and drugs. Not to mention 10’s of thousands of wasted dollars.

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